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V gostilno je vsak dan prišel en tip in vedno naročil tri vodke. Pa ga natakarica vpraša, zakaj si vedno naroči tri vodke.
Tip ji odgovori: “Ena vodko spijem za brata, ki je v Kanadi, drugo za brata, ki je v Avstraliji, tretjo pa zase.”
Tako se je to ponavljalo kar nekaj mesecev, ko pride tip zopet v gostilno in si naroči dve vodki.
Natakarica ga začudeno pogleda in vpraša: “A se je kateremu bratu kaj zgodilo, da ste si danes naročili samo dve vodki?”
Tip ji odgovori: “Ah ne, samo jaz sem nehal piti.”
MUJO NA TEČAJU ANGLEŠKEGA JEZIKA
Mnogo sam se sekirao – I AXED MY SELF VERY MUCH.
Pričam sam sa sobom – I’M TALKING ALONE WITH THE ROOM.
Računaj na mene – CALCULATE ON ME.
Čekanje u redu za ***** – WAITING ALL RIGHT FOR BREAD.
Ko te šljivi – WHO PLUMS YOU.
Ko te šiša – WHO CUTS YOUR HAIR.
Nosi se – CARRY YOURSELF.
Tekuća pitanja – LIQUID QUESTIONS.
Od malih nogu – SINCE THE LITTLE LEGS.
Malo prije – SMALL BEFORE.
More bre – SEA, BROTHER.
Voditi računa – TO LEAD THE BILL.
Samoubica – ONLY KILLER
Napet sam – I’M ON FIVE.
Hajde da igramo karte – LET’S PLAY TICKETS.
Dijelim vaše mišljenje – I DIVIDE YOUR OPINION.
On je svjetla točka – HE IS A BRIGHT FULL STOP.
Spetljao se s njom – HE LOOPED HIMSELF WITH HER.
Želim se nasloniti na tebe – I WISH TO ELEPHANT ON YOU.
Šta ti pada na pamet – WHAT IS FALLING ON YOUR BRAIN.
Pucali smo od smijeha – WE WERE SHOOTING FROM LAUGHTER.
Pijan je ko majka – HE IS DRUNK AS A MOTHER.
On je velika marka – HE IS A BIG STAMP.
Iz čista mira – OUT OF CLEAN PEACE.
Fotokopije – FOTO-WHO-DRINKS.
Upala mišića – THE INFALL OF A LITTLE MOUSE.
Supruga – ARE-RAILWAY.
Blago tebi – TREASURE TO YOU.
Veni, vidi, vici – FADE, SEE, JOKES.
Sve što je izgubljeno, može se povratiti – EVERYTHING THAT IS LOST CAN BE THROWN UP.
Pop-pjevač – PRIEST-SINGER.
Sve je gore i gore – EVERYTHING IS UP AND UP.
Sranje kroz gusto granje – sh*tTING THROUGH A DENSE BUSH.
Sarajevo – SARA IS AN OX.
Dedinje – HE BELONGS TO GRANDFATHER
Mali Lošinj – LITTLE BAD CITY.
Skoplje – CASTRATION CITY.
Neda Ukraden – NO YES STOLEN.
Ružica Sokić – LITTLE ROSE LITTLE JUICE.
Slobodan Milošević – FREEMAN GENTLEFUCK.
Alija Izetbegović – BUT I AND BROTHER-IN-LAW ESCAPE.
Mirjana – PEACE I ON.
Tugomir – SADPEACER.
Mnogo sam se sekirao – I AXED MY SELF VERY MUCH.
Pričam sam sa sobom – I’M TALKING ALONE WITH THE ROOM.
Računaj na mene – CALCULATE ON ME.
Čekanje u redu za ***** – WAITING ALL RIGHT FOR BREAD.
Ko te šljivi – WHO PLUMS YOU.
Ko te šiša – WHO CUTS YOUR HAIR.
Nosi se – CARRY YOURSELF.
Tekuća pitanja – LIQUID QUESTIONS.
Od malih nogu – SINCE THE LITTLE LEGS.
Malo prije – SMALL BEFORE.
More bre – SEA, BROTHER.
Voditi računa – TO LEAD THE BILL.
Samoubica – ONLY KILLER
Napet sam – I’M ON FIVE.
Hajde da igramo karte – LET’S PLAY TICKETS.
Dijelim vaše mišljenje – I DIVIDE YOUR OPINION.
On je svjetla točka – HE IS A BRIGHT FULL STOP.
Spetljao se s njom – HE LOOPED HIMSELF WITH HER.
Želim se nasloniti na tebe – I WISH TO ELEPHANT ON YOU.
Šta ti pada na pamet – WHAT IS FALLING ON YOUR BRAIN.
Pucali smo od smijeha – WE WERE SHOOTING FROM LAUGHTER.
Pijan je ko majka – HE IS DRUNK AS A MOTHER.
On je velika marka – HE IS A BIG STAMP.
Iz čista mira – OUT OF CLEAN PEACE.
Fotokopije – FOTO-WHO-DRINKS.
Upala mišića – THE INFALL OF A LITTLE MOUSE.
Supruga – ARE-RAILWAY.
Blago tebi – TREASURE TO YOU.
Veni, vidi, vici – FADE, SEE, JOKES.
Sve što je izgubljeno, može se povratiti – EVERYTHING THAT IS LOST CAN BE THROWN UP.
Pop-pjevač – PRIEST-SINGER.
Sve je gore i gore – EVERYTHING IS UP AND UP.
Sranje kroz gusto granje – sh*tTING THROUGH A DENSE BUSH.
Sarajevo – SARA IS AN OX.
Dedinje – HE BELONGS TO GRANDFATHER
Mali Lošinj – LITTLE BAD CITY.
Skoplje – CASTRATION CITY.
Neda Ukraden – NO YES STOLEN.
Ružica Sokić – LITTLE ROSE LITTLE JUICE.
Slobodan Milošević – FREEMAN GENTLEFUCK.
Alija Izetbegović – BUT I AND BROTHER-IN-LAW ESCAPE.
Mirjana – PEACE I ON.
Tugomir – SADPEACER.